








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1745 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 893 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9938 | 25% |
| Smokes | 11846 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 10155 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 8116 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,891,430 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sAGITTA.wOw | 62% | 225 |
| #2 | •ᴮᴬᴰʙᴏʏツ | 54% | 114 |
| #3 | KING CX | 49% | 138 |
| #4 | 23Chris.Savage | 43% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sAGITTA.wOw | 62% | 225 |
| #2 | •ᴮᴬᴰʙᴏʏツ | 54% | 114 |
| #3 | KING CX | 49% | 138 |
| #4 | 23Chris.Savage | 43% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | •ᴮᴬᴰʙᴏʏツ | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | sAGITTA.wOw | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | KING CX | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | 23Chris.Savage | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sAGITTA.wOw | 1261 | 0.27 | 35 min |
| #2 | •ᴮᴬᴰʙᴏʏツ | 321 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | KING CX | 86 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | 23Chris.Savage | 64 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sAGITTA.wOw | +2.32 | 78 | 74 |
| #2 | CEO Murda/23 | +0.37 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | •ᴮᴬᴰʙᴏʏツ | -1.00 | 68 | 68 |
| #4 | KING CX | -1.81 | 64 | 48 |
| #5 | 23Chris.Savage | -1.97 | 61 | 44 |





