








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1449 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 368 matches | ||
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6587 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,133 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6403 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6084 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5242 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5404 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,681,652 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 542 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matheus | 63% | 51 |
| #2 | leppar :) | 62% | 66 |
| #3 | Sr1ft | 60% | 95 |
| #4 | ✪ kraM | 60% | 104 |
| #5 | El cripo | 57% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | MadisKalmer | 57% | 53 |
| #7 | Killerboy420 | 53% | 96 |
| #8 | andr3w | 51% | 43 |
| #9 | Mr Crisper | 51% | 65 |
| #10 | Hr. OSS✞ | 44% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killerboy420 | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | ✪ kraM | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Sr1ft | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | MadisKalmer | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Mr Crisper | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sr1ft | 413 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | ✪ kraM | 325 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | Killerboy420 | 217 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | leppar :) | 193 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Mr Crisper | 144 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chops | +2.09 | 77 | 72 |
| #2 | leppar :) | +1.40 | 71 | 76 |
| #3 | Killerboy420 | +1.18 | 85 | 57 |
| #4 | Sr1ft | +0.47 | 70 | 67 |
| #5 | ✪ kraM | -0.00 | 47 | 70 |





