








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 287 matches | ||
| Premier | 255 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3949 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,404 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14783 | 40% |
| Smokes | 9439 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4878 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 8304 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,068,859 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 579 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SneyB | 54% | 243 |
| #2 | Marinho Cigano | 53% | 75 |
| #3 | D1P0 | 53% | 121 |
| #4 | _.STă._ | 52% | 328 |
| #5 | ZĂŠ Vargas | 51% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | _.STă._ | 52% | 328 |
| #5 | ZĂŠ Vargas | 51% | 185 |
| #6 | Double. | 51% | 328 |
| #7 | Zormar | 46% | 56 |
| #8 | RaminhosBBC | 44% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SneyB | 31 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | _.STă._ | 19 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Double. | 17 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | RaminhosBBC | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | ZĂŠ Vargas | 8 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | _.STă._ | 779 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #2 | SneyB | 701 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #3 | Double. | 631 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #4 | ZĂŠ Vargas | 489 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #5 | RaminhosBBC | 240 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SneyB | +2.92 | 71 | 63 |
| #2 | Marinho Cigano | +2.10 | 76 | 39 |
| #3 | Double. | +0.79 | 37 | 56 |
| #4 | ZĂŠ Vargas | +0.58 | 52 | 50 |
| #5 | D1P0 | +0.44 | 67 | 36 |





