








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 891 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Faceit | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5234 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,574 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5437 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4412 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3440 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1285 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,422,285 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1599 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mSă | 57% | 53 |
| #2 | D1P0 | 56% | 64 |
| #3 | AJ03 | 54% | 243 |
| #4 | Marinho Cigano | 54% | 114 |
| #5 | _.STă._ | 53% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | _.STă._ | 53% | 131 |
| #6 | ZĂŠ Vargas | 52% | 77 |
| #7 | Double. | 52% | 235 |
| #8 | RaminhosBBC | 48% | 128 |
| #9 | Zormar | 38% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marinho Cigano | 26 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | Double. | 14 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | _.STă._ | 13 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | RaminhosBBC | 13 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | AJ03 | 7 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AJ03 | 1439 | 0.27 | 40 min |
| #2 | Double. | 363 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | _.STă._ | 281 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Marinho Cigano | 220 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | RaminhosBBC | 193 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mSă | +3.59 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | SneyB | +2.39 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | Marinho Cigano | +1.07 | 75 | 37 |
| #4 | Double. | +0.51 | 37 | 57 |
| #5 | ZĂŠ Vargas | -0.25 | 54 | 49 |





