








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Faceit | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,185 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2500 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3847 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3388 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3450 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,705,098 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZĂŠ Vargas | 55% | 105 |
| #2 | D1P0 | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | mSă | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | SneyB | 52% | 235 |
| #5 | Marinho Cigano | 51% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | AJ03 | 51% | 328 |
| #7 | _.STă._ | 49% | 188 |
| #8 | RaminhosBBC | 46% | 175 |
| #9 | Zormar | 41% | 79 |
| #10 | 11pedrin* | 30% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SneyB | 42 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | Marinho Cigano | 16 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | RaminhosBBC | 15 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | _.STă._ | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | AJ03 | 8 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AJ03 | 1981 | 0.29 | 56 min |
| #2 | SneyB | 740 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #3 | _.STă._ | 448 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | RaminhosBBC | 283 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | ZĂŠ Vargas | 275 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mSă | +3.85 | 89 | 66 |
| #2 | SneyB | +2.78 | 72 | 63 |
| #3 | Marinho Cigano | +1.52 | 75 | 37 |
| #4 | Double. | +0.69 | 37 | 57 |
| #5 | ZĂŠ Vargas | +0.30 | 47 | 50 |





