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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1487 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 581 | 34% |
| Smokes | 379 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 464 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 306 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $415,694 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W1GLS | 162 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #2 | “GodDid” | 101 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #3 | TOBY | 88 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | TitanSocks | 68 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | HAKU | 40 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | W1GLS | +4.77 | 85 | 49 |
| #2 | I have no enemies | +3.00 | 76 | 37 |
| #3 | TitanSocks | +0.95 | 65 | 38 |
| #4 | TOBY | -0.17 | 36 | 42 |
| #5 | “GodDid” | -2.61 | 13 | 34 |





