








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 646 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5305 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,962 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10223 | 45% |
| Smokes | 4671 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4305 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3763 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $433,912 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1373 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Itachi Uchiha | 50% | 210 |
| #2 | Masterlog | 49% | 334 |
| #3 | X_KaRToOs_ | 47% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Itachi Uchiha | 50% | 210 |
| #2 | Masterlog | 49% | 334 |
| #3 | X_KaRToOs_ | 47% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masterlog | 43 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Itachi Uchiha | 15 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | X_KaRToOs_ | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Masterlog | 336 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #2 | Itachi Uchiha | 136 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #3 | X_KaRToOs_ | 21 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | X_KaRToOs_ | +2.35 | 67 | 42 |
| #2 | Masterlog | +0.41 | 48 | 39 |
| #3 | Itachi Uchiha | -1.19 | 53 | 38 |
| #4 | HAKU | -1.50 | 21 | 59 |





