








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 926 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 815 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12255 | 33% |
| Smokes | 10196 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7291 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7721 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,187,405 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 518 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KUSHn1rgusta | 88% | 49 |
| #2 | ✪ steel | 65% | 129 |
| #3 | Siddy! ^_ | 58% | 50 |
| #4 | MaveRicK^ | 58% | 69 |
| #5 | ✪ Scooby Dooby Doo | 56% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MaveRicK^ | 58% | 69 |
| #5 | ✪ Scooby Dooby Doo | 56% | 100 |
| #6 | ☁ Bang.wow | 55% | 183 |
| #7 | Nix0И^ | 55% | 216 |
| #8 | Will2kill | 52% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ steel | 19 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Nix0И^ | 15 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | KUSHn1rgusta | 9 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | ☁ Bang.wow | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | ✪ Scooby Dooby Doo | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nix0И^ | 719 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | ✪ Scooby Dooby Doo | 209 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | ☁ Bang.wow | 197 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Will2kill | 188 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | ✪ steel | 170 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KUSHn1rgusta | +4.19 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | Nix0И^ | +2.24 | 64 | 79 |
| #3 | ☁ Bang.wow | +0.54 | 74 | 40 |
| #4 | ✪ steel | +0.54 | 70 | 57 |
| #5 | Siddy! ^_ | +0.10 | 46 | 60 |





