








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2519 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1433 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 215 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13324 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,569 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3899 | 17% |
| Smokes | 6636 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7049 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4985 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,949,808 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4398 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐙𝐚𝐦 | 17 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Nix0И^ | 16 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Fa[i]JaL kH[a]N | 15 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Top1Dog | 15 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐙𝐚𝐦 | 12 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐙𝐚𝐦 | +4.86 | 93 | 63 |
| #2 | 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐙𝐚𝐦 | +2.84 | 90 | 64 |
| #3 | 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐙𝐚𝐦 | +2.44 | 83 | 59 |
| #4 | Nix0И^ | +2.34 | 69 | 77 |
| #5 | Will2kill | +0.81 | 71 | 66 |





