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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,857 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 327 | 11% |
| Smokes | 489 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1165 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 876 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $435,175 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Honus | 56% | 52 |
| #2 | Dremimew | 55% | 53 |
| #3 | DavisG | 51% | 59 |
| #4 | Yoinker | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | FriendlyBoomer | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Honus | 56% | 52 |
| #2 | Dremimew | 55% | 53 |
| #3 | DavisG | 51% | 59 |
| #4 | Yoinker | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | FriendlyBoomer | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DavisG | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Yoinker | 2 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Dremimew | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dremimew | 136 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Honus | 95 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | DavisG | 69 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Yoinker | 44 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | FriendlyBoomer | 34 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dremimew | +2.99 | 69 | 64 |
| #2 | Honus | +2.80 | 69 | 61 |
| #3 | DavisG | +0.49 | 63 | 45 |
| #4 | FriendlyBoomer | -1.61 | 21 | 72 |
| #5 | Yoinker | -1.83 | 66 | 51 |





