








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1746 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,379 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1034 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1882 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1385 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1078 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $359,058 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KeviN | 51% | 157 |
| #2 | Danhuel | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | ♛Er1k♛ | 45% | 124 |
| #4 | Zoneerrr | 42% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KeviN | 51% | 157 |
| #2 | Danhuel | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | ♛Er1k♛ | 45% | 124 |
| #4 | Zoneerrr | 42% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛Er1k♛ | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Zoneerrr | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | KeviN | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KeviN | 271 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | ♛Er1k♛ | 177 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Zoneerrr | 53 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Danhuel | 45 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zoneerrr | +1.19 | 76 | 58 |
| #2 | Danhuel | +0.75 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | Thomas | +0.56 | 73 | 55 |
| #4 | KeviN | -0.10 | 80 | 55 |
| #5 | ♛Er1k♛ | -0.73 | 53 | 54 |





