








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1391 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 667 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1297 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1411 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 819 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $471,840 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danhuel | 47% | 19 |
| #2 | KeviN | 46% | 87 |
| #3 | Thomas | 45% | 124 |
| #4 | Zoneerrr | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danhuel | 47% | 19 |
| #2 | KeviN | 46% | 87 |
| #3 | Thomas | 45% | 124 |
| #4 | Zoneerrr | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Zoneerrr | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | KeviN | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KeviN | 155 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Thomas | 90 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | Zoneerrr | 50 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Danhuel | 45 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zoneerrr | +1.54 | 77 | 58 |
| #2 | Thomas | +0.88 | 71 | 53 |
| #3 | Danhuel | +0.75 | 83 | 65 |
| #4 | KeviN | -0.43 | 79 | 56 |
| #5 | ♛Er1k♛ | -0.65 | 53 | 54 |





