








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1477 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2011 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2660 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1423 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,096,272 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bebego | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | k4lle1 | 48% | 42 |
| #3 | vekomumpelo | 44% | 84 |
| #4 | Wasbi | 44% | 39 |
| #5 | KLEE | 44% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | KLEE | 44% | 124 |
| #6 | Silzu | 43% | 268 |
| #7 | Mehuankka | 40% | 99 |
| #8 | Weso | 39% | 54 |
| #9 | Tuhma Tumpston | 37% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silzu | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | KLEE | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | k4lle1 | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Mehuankka | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | vekomumpelo | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silzu | 394 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #2 | vekomumpelo | 229 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | KLEE | 227 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | bebego | 139 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #5 | Weso | 121 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bebego | +7.25 | 76 | 73 |
| #2 | KLEE | +5.08 | 84 | 57 |
| #3 | k4lle1 | +4.94 | 84 | 63 |
| #4 | Weso | +0.85 | 61 | 58 |
| #5 | Silzu | -0.50 | 33 | 60 |





