








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1045 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,096 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 706 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1391 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2079 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1920 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $595,334 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k4lle1 | 53% | 57 |
| #2 | Weso | 49% | 78 |
| #3 | KLEE | 47% | 103 |
| #4 | Silzu | 43% | 205 |
| #5 | Wasbi | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Silzu | 43% | 205 |
| #5 | Wasbi | 41% | 58 |
| #6 | Broidis | 37% | 78 |
| #7 | Mehuankka | 34% | 85 |
| #8 | vekomumpelo | 31% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mehuankka | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Silzu | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | KLEE | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Broidis | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | vekomumpelo | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silzu | 274 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | vekomumpelo | 234 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | KLEE | 220 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | Weso | 177 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | k4lle1 | 135 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k4lle1 | +6.56 | 82 | 51 |
| #2 | KLEE | +6.33 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | Weso | +0.12 | 55 | 61 |
| #4 | Silzu | -0.11 | 36 | 60 |
| #5 | vekomumpelo | -1.41 | 46 | 61 |





