








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 464 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 622 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 494 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,117 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3895 | 17% |
| Smokes | 7494 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5370 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6358 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,407,394 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k4lle1 | 58% | 142 |
| #2 | Weso | 52% | 208 |
| #3 | KLEE | 49% | 366 |
| #4 | Wasbi | 47% | 105 |
| #5 | vekomumpelo | 46% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Wasbi | 47% | 105 |
| #5 | vekomumpelo | 46% | 180 |
| #6 | Mehuankka | 46% | 289 |
| #7 | Tuhma Tumpston | 43% | 205 |
| #8 | Broidis | 43% | 268 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KLEE | 16 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Mehuankka | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | k4lle1 | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Broidis | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Wasbi | 7 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KLEE | 613 | 0.08 | 19 min |
| #2 | vekomumpelo | 492 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Weso | 416 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | k4lle1 | 298 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #5 | Broidis | 296 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k4lle1 | +5.74 | 83 | 55 |
| #2 | KLEE | +5.08 | 85 | 54 |
| #3 | Weso | +0.39 | 58 | 58 |
| #4 | Silzu | -0.89 | 34 | 60 |
| #5 | Wasbi | -1.32 | 35 | 59 |





