








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 478 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3762 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3934 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2710 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3289 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,044,538 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 950 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Lumiukko222 | 47% | 68 |
| #8 | Juulukuppeli | 47% | 64 |
| #9 | Pranssi 2.0 | 45% | 29 |
| #10 | Lusku | 38% | 34 |
| #11 | KEILA!! | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZyZZ | +2.87 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | Pranssi 2.0 | +2.68 | 55 | 64 |
| #3 | PNTTU:.: | +2.21 | 90 | 59 |
| #4 | nalle karhu | +1.48 | 76 | 55 |
| #5 | Juulukuppeli | +1.28 | 81 | 63 |





