








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 377 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3258 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1353 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1589 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1991 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1836 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,026,516 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juulukuppeli | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | PNTTU:.: | 55% | 103 |
| #3 | ZyZZ | 52% | 209 |
| #4 | Roggan | 49% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juulukuppeli | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | PNTTU:.: | 55% | 103 |
| #3 | ZyZZ | 52% | 209 |
| #4 | Roggan | 49% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZyZZ | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Roggan | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Juulukuppeli | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PNTTU:.: | 328 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | ZyZZ | 313 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Roggan | 232 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Juulukuppeli | 53 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PNTTU:.: | +2.61 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | nalle karhu | +1.83 | 76 | 58 |
| #3 | ZyZZ | +0.59 | 87 | 52 |
| #4 | Juulukuppeli | -0.33 | 73 | 58 |
| #5 | Roggan | -0.92 | 80 | 49 |





