








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,216 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 427 | 19% |
| Smokes | 537 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 442 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 810 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $259,386 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rezzah | 68% | 22 |
| #2 | Eliviana | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | dusty ツ | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | t0m@s ⛟ | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | sam | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jon | 327 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | rezzah | 54 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | dusty ツ | 41 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | Flix | 34 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #5 | t0m@s ⛟ | 25 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jon | +5.38 | 86 | 58 |
| #2 | Flix | +4.71 | 77 | 45 |
| #3 | dusty ツ | +2.70 | 85 | 69 |
| #4 | rezzah | +1.43 | 85 | 56 |
| #5 | dadkma | -0.33 | 74 | 54 |





