








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3635 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,917 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3479 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2966 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3165 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2307 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,110,407 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 851 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. 6 | 66% | 80 |
| #2 | vortexshifterYT | 60% | 57 |
| #3 | vorty with the calm aim | 58% | 131 |
| #4 | Fronk | 55% | 354 |
| #5 | Young Thug YSL | 55% | 190 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fronk | 1121 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #2 | weeturd | 999 | 0.22 | 23 min |
| #3 | Young Thug YSL | 718 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #4 | VortexDrinker | 287 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | vorty with the calm aim | 239 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fronk | +2.85 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | vorty with the calm aim | +2.66 | 84 | 48 |
| #3 | Young Thug YSL | +1.63 | 79 | 56 |
| #4 | weeturd | +0.62 | 70 | 63 |
| #5 | Mr. 6 | -0.22 | 63 | 40 |





