








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 593 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,888 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6558 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5414 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3724 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5192 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,031,872 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 389 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. 6 | 67% | 51 |
| #2 | vorty with the calm aim | 62% | 105 |
| #3 | Young Thug YSL | 57% | 299 |
| #4 | Fronk | 56% | 384 |
| #5 | vortexshifterYT | 56% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fronk | 1264 | 0.16 | 27 min |
| #2 | Young Thug YSL | 1039 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #3 | deathclaw pussy | 658 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #4 | VortexDrinker | 441 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | vorty with the calm aim | 167 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fronk | +3.07 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | vorty with the calm aim | +2.08 | 85 | 49 |
| #3 | Young Thug YSL | +1.56 | 78 | 57 |
| #4 | weeturd | +0.86 | 76 | 64 |
| #5 | Mr. 6 | -0.39 | 59 | 45 |





