








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 124 | 12% |
| Smokes | 447 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 267 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 236 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $92,484 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RK31 | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Buffalomilk | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Jokakutihuti | 75% | 8 |
| #4 | A5KU | 71% | 21 |
| #5 | mOnKeY | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LepaH35 | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Hanzki20 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Buffalomilk | 1 | 0.0125 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isolauri | 74 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | Hanzki20 | 72 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | LepaH35 | 47 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | RK31 | 43 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | A5KU | 39 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mOnKeY | +4.86 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | Jokakutihuti | +3.27 | 88 | 60 |
| #3 | LepaH35 | +1.22 | 74 | 58 |
| #4 | PÖNÄ | +0.01 | 77 | 51 |
| #5 | Isolauri | -0.18 | 61 | 63 |





