








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
793 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,054 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 696 | 23% |
| Smokes | 782 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 914 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 662 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $294,661 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RK31 | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Retard | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Jokakutihuti | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | Nikke | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | A5KU | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LepaH35 | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Nikke | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Isolauri | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | RK31 | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Isolauri | 134 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | A5KU | 93 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | LepaH35 | 84 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | RK31 | 72 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jokakutihuti | 50 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jokakutihuti | +2.75 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | LepaH35 | +1.52 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | PÖNÄ | +0.39 | 79 | 55 |
| #4 | Ilu | +0.12 | 67 | 55 |
| #5 | RK31 | -0.29 | 55 | 67 |





