








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 152 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2504 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1355 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1240 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1609 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1427 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $443,377 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RK31 | 73% | 40 |
| #2 | PÖNÄ | 65% | 34 |
| #3 | sekoamis pisteessä | 64% | 98 |
| #4 | A5KU | 63% | 19 |
| #5 | Hanzki20 | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | A5KU | 63% | 19 |
| #5 | Hanzki20 | 53% | 15 |
| #6 | Makru | 50% | 16 |
| #7 | LepaH35 | 43% | 60 |
| #8 | legas | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RK31 | 7 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | PÖNÄ | 5 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | LepaH35 | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sekoamis pisteessä | 580 | 0.27 | 16 min |
| #2 | RK31 | 177 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | PÖNÄ | 130 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | LepaH35 | 90 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | legas | 51 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | legas | +2.70 | 88 | 52 |
| #2 | sekoamis pisteessä | +1.79 | 67 | 82 |
| #3 | PÖNÄ | +1.55 | 76 | 52 |
| #4 | Jokakutihuti | +0.78 | 81 | 56 |
| #5 | Makru | -0.17 | 68 | 62 |





