








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1038 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 395 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,254 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3251 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6082 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3582 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4339 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,441,050 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luccho | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | eDaymos | 54% | 141 |
| #3 | V A L X X | 53% | 45 |
| #4 | syblalegende | 53% | 83 |
| #5 | Lazzar | 49% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | eDaymos | 54% | 141 |
| #3 | V A L X X | 53% | 45 |
| #4 | syblalegende | 53% | 83 |
| #5 | Lazzar | 49% | 238 |
| #6 | ThierrySSJ | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lazzar | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | V A L X X | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | eDaymos | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | syblalegende | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | ThierrySSJ | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eDaymos | 643 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | syblalegende | 418 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #3 | V A L X X | 307 | 0.34 | 9 min |
| #4 | Lazzar | 200 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | ThierrySSJ | 125 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V A L X X | +2.41 | 50 | 81 |
| #2 | eDaymos | +1.84 | 59 | 70 |
| #3 | Lazzar | +1.16 | 83 | 55 |
| #4 | Paria | +0.79 | 72 | 56 |
| #5 | luccho | +0.78 | 79 | 53 |





