








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 605 matches | ||
| Faceit | 337 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9875 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 50,678 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12396 | 24% |
| Smokes | 12706 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 14124 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 11452 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,371,592 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mongraal | 54% | 185 |
| #2 | Paria | 54% | 141 |
| #3 | luccho | 53% | 112 |
| #4 | syblalegende | 52% | 483 |
| #5 | V A L X X | 51% | 266 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Paria | 54% | 141 |
| #3 | luccho | 53% | 112 |
| #4 | syblalegende | 52% | 483 |
| #5 | V A L X X | 51% | 266 |
| #6 | vF Tyson | 49% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V A L X X | 31 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Mongraal | 30 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Paria | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | luccho | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | syblalegende | 8 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syblalegende | 1770 | 0.17 | 45 min |
| #2 | V A L X X | 1683 | 0.31 | 40 min |
| #3 | Mongraal | 336 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Paria | 291 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | vF Tyson | 276 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eDaymos | +1.08 | 64 | 67 |
| #2 | V A L X X | +1.06 | 63 | 77 |
| #3 | luccho | +0.11 | 75 | 54 |
| #4 | vF Tyson | -0.12 | 70 | 58 |
| #5 | Mongraal | -0.38 | 73 | 63 |





