








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 547 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 423 matches | ||
| Wingman | 254 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5491 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2643 | 43% |
| Smokes | 881 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 742 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1943 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $121,461 of utility $8 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 423 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪KristapsLV✪ | 53% | 49 |
| #2 | asdasd | 46% | 158 |
| #3 | glitzeepro fAzE nevi | 44% | 250 |
| #4 | Umbraa | 42% | 330 |
| #5 | Lidl | 36% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | glitzeepro fAzE nevi | 44% | 250 |
| #4 | Umbraa | 42% | 330 |
| #5 | Lidl | 36% | 115 |
| #6 | Dexter | 34% | 100 |
| #7 | ENYUS_IVO | 32% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Umbraa | 38 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | asdasd | 24 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | ✪KristapsLV✪ | 13 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | glitzeepro fAzE nevi | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Lidl | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asdasd | 421 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | glitzeepro fAzE nevi | 290 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Umbraa | 152 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #4 | ENYUS_IVO | 147 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | ✪KristapsLV✪ | 109 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asdasd | +3.87 | 68 | 23 |
| #2 | ✪KristapsLV✪ | +3.27 | 77 | 58 |
| #3 | glitzeepro fAzE nevi | +1.32 | 45 | 54 |
| #4 | mego darbinieks | +0.99 | 29 | 30 |
| #5 | Umbraa | -0.79 | 36 | 29 |





