








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1171 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,342 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20 | 1% |
| Smokes | 550 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 580 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 192 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $329,619 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asdasd | 36% | 14 |
| #2 | mego darbinieks | 34% | 100 |
| #3 | ENYUS_IVO | 33% | 150 |
| #4 | Happy177710 | 32% | 19 |
| #5 | glitzeepro fAzE nevi | 31% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | mego darbinieks | 34% | 100 |
| #3 | ENYUS_IVO | 33% | 150 |
| #4 | Happy177710 | 32% | 19 |
| #5 | glitzeepro fAzE nevi | 31% | 35 |
| #6 | Umbraa | 30% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mego darbinieks | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Umbraa | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | ENYUS_IVO | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | glitzeepro fAzE nevi | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | asdasd | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ENYUS_IVO | 183 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | mego darbinieks | 161 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | glitzeepro fAzE nevi | 51 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Happy177710 | 35 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Umbraa | 29 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happy177710 | +4.30 | 42 | 50 |
| #2 | asdasd | +3.50 | 68 | 28 |
| #3 | glitzeepro fAzE nevi | +1.60 | 40 | 50 |
| #4 | mego darbinieks | +1.27 | 29 | 28 |
| #5 | Umbraa | -0.20 | 41 | 24 |





