








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 973 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 350 matches | ||
| Wingman | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4965 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,577 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2602 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2135 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1702 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2138 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $285,906 of utility $24 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 295 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Umbraa | 52% | 411 |
| #2 | Gintish | 47% | 118 |
| #3 | mego darbinieks | 46% | 158 |
| #4 | Lidl | 36% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Umbraa | 52% | 411 |
| #2 | Gintish | 47% | 118 |
| #3 | mego darbinieks | 46% | 158 |
| #4 | Lidl | 36% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Umbraa | 81 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | mego darbinieks | 22 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Lidl | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Gintish | 6 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gintish | 381 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | Umbraa | 217 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #3 | mego darbinieks | 155 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Lidl | 101 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asdasd | +3.39 | 67 | 23 |
| #2 | mego darbinieks | +0.24 | 24 | 24 |
| #3 | Gintish | +0.02 | 40 | 42 |
| #4 | Umbraa | -0.40 | 38 | 26 |
| #5 | Lidl | -5.86 | 9 | 20 |





