








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 396 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4766 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,857 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4143 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3176 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 7321 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 4217 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $752,863 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 720 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #RØØT | 51% | 231 |
| #2 | Poulpi | 49% | 170 |
| #3 | aLx | 48% | 133 |
| #4 | Houbaaaa | 48% | 237 |
| #5 | Héé Biiiiim !!!! | 48% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #RØØT | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | FredSet | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Poulpi | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | aLx | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Houbaaaa | 4 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poulpi | 428 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | #RØØT | 355 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | Héé Biiiiim !!!! | 334 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | aLx | 209 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Houbaaaa | 148 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kLn | +3.17 | 77 | 56 |
| #2 | ORLO | +2.17 | 61 | 70 |
| #3 | Poulpi | +0.80 | 54 | 67 |
| #4 | FredSet | +0.14 | 72 | 47 |
| #5 | Houbaaaa | -0.39 | 53 | 54 |





