








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 88 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 383 matches | ||
| Wingman | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,654 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1463 | 26% |
| Smokes | 458 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 2465 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 1268 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,260,131 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aziz - Combat Fighter | 30 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | Mirjami | 24 | 0.0124 |
| #3 | härski | 23 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | dielikefenix | 19 | 0.0112 |
| #5 | Äxdeeee2 | 16 | 0.0217 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dielikefenix | 340 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | Mirjami | 221 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | frankgrover | 221 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | Aziz - Combat Fighter | 209 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | JOBELESSEMINEM | 131 | 0.20 | 3 min |





