








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3706 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,211 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2386 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3785 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2723 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3317 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $960,198 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pannukakku | 79% | 53 |
| #2 | Rotko4 | 79% | 28 |
| #3 | jorkkeli | 77% | 22 |
| #4 | VLADIG | 67% | 88 |
| #5 | Paskaläjä männyn takana™ | 62% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benizakura | 83 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | ♿ | 22 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | VLADIG | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Bare | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | jorkkeli | 2 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Benizakura | 1072 | 0.22 | 27 min |
| #2 | ♿ | 292 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Pannukakku | 202 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | Paskaläjä männyn takana™ | 86 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | VLADIG | 85 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justus | +5.95 | 96 | 60 |
| #2 | Benizakura | +3.61 | 85 | 64 |
| #3 | Pannukakku | +2.62 | 91 | 68 |
| #4 | ま Zugas | +0.82 | 75 | 57 |
| #5 | jorkkeli | +0.32 | 75 | 46 |





