








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 656 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Faceit | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




108 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4540 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3723 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4414 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3706 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $790,690 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 310 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jorkkeli | 85% | 20 |
| #2 | Rotko4 | 79% | 28 |
| #3 | VLADIG | 72% | 83 |
| #4 | Pannukakku | 71% | 83 |
| #5 | Justus | 68% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | LinssiX | 60% | 45 |
| #9 | ま Zugas | 59% | 241 |
| #10 | ♿ | 56% | 100 |
| #11 | LauriD | 56% | 52 |
| #12 | Bare | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ま Zugas | 55 | 0.0112 |
| #2 | ♿ | 15 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | VLADIG | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | LauriD | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Justus | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ま Zugas | 470 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | LauriD | 320 | 0.29 | 9 min |
| #3 | Pannukakku | 303 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | ♿ | 180 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | LinssiX | 135 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Justus | +4.93 | 94 | 61 |
| #2 | Benizakura | +3.12 | 84 | 65 |
| #3 | LauriD | +2.22 | 87 | 66 |
| #4 | JakeZy | +1.52 | 84 | 63 |
| #5 | Pannukakku | +1.48 | 92 | 65 |





