








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 21 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 850 | 47% |
| Smokes | 459 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 323 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 158 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $117,018 of utility $33 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jasag | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Drifter | 54% | 39 |
| #3 | kevyt maito | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | Rusty | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | Intel Core Ultra 9 285K | 52% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Rusty | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | Intel Core Ultra 9 285K | 52% | 115 |
| #6 | feiccaJK | 48% | 108 |
| #7 | ⛟benjamin netanyahu⛟ | 36% | 11 |
| #8 | Racing Car Team || Maxi | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feiccaJK | 11 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Intel Core Ultra 9 285K | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Rusty | 2 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | ⛟benjamin netanyahu⛟ | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feiccaJK | 137 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Intel Core Ultra 9 285K | 62 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jasag | 40 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | ⛟benjamin netanyahu⛟ | 27 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Drifter | 19 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kevyt maito | +4.99 | 96 | 28 |
| #2 | Jasag | +3.87 | 66 | 33 |
| #3 | feiccaJK | +2.20 | 69 | 37 |
| #4 | ⛟benjamin netanyahu⛟ | +1.63 | 51 | 50 |
| #5 | Intel Core Ultra 9 285K | -0.10 | 64 | 34 |





