








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,794 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1216 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1743 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2494 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2341 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,164,755 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyclønic | 54% | 101 |
| #2 | wR | 48% | 102 |
| #3 | Skad | 47% | 182 |
| #4 | iNSIDE | 45% | 66 |
| #5 | Ravageiro | 44% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyclønic | 54% | 101 |
| #2 | wR | 48% | 102 |
| #3 | Skad | 47% | 182 |
| #4 | iNSIDE | 45% | 66 |
| #5 | Ravageiro | 44% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skad | 16 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Ravageiro | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | iNSIDE | 8 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | wR | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Cyclønic | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skad | 901 | 0.25 | 20 min |
| #2 | Ravageiro | 791 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #3 | wR | 439 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | Cyclønic | 228 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | iNSIDE | 147 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ravageiro | +2.13 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | iNSIDE | +1.85 | 58 | 65 |
| #3 | Cyclønic | +1.78 | 67 | 71 |
| #4 | wR | +1.02 | 59 | 69 |
| #5 | Skad | +0.79 | 54 | 70 |





