








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4748 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3702 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5365 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6165 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4778 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,722,895 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KasmY | 63% | 86 |
| #2 | Ravageiro | 56% | 100 |
| #3 | aSena10 | 54% | 101 |
| #4 | iNSIDE | 54% | 310 |
| #5 | Skad | 54% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KasmY | 63% | 86 |
| #2 | Ravageiro | 56% | 100 |
| #3 | aSena10 | 54% | 101 |
| #4 | iNSIDE | 54% | 310 |
| #5 | Skad | 54% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iNSIDE | 16 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | KasmY | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Skad | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Ravageiro | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | aSena10 | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skad | 807 | 0.24 | 18 min |
| #2 | iNSIDE | 800 | 0.12 | 21 min |
| #3 | Ravageiro | 293 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | KasmY | 262 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | aSena10 | 175 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ravageiro | +2.03 | 71 | 65 |
| #2 | KasmY | +1.54 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | iNSIDE | +0.56 | 56 | 63 |
| #4 | Cyclønic | +0.36 | 69 | 66 |
| #5 | Skad | -0.11 | 59 | 70 |





