








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3035 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2181 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1888 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2040 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2425 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $725,984 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyclønic | 56% | 100 |
| #2 | wR | 51% | 95 |
| #3 | iNSIDE | 49% | 67 |
| #4 | Skad | 49% | 182 |
| #5 | aSena10 | 44% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyclønic | 56% | 100 |
| #2 | wR | 51% | 95 |
| #3 | iNSIDE | 49% | 67 |
| #4 | Skad | 49% | 182 |
| #5 | aSena10 | 44% | 279 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skad | 15 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | iNSIDE | 8 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | aSena10 | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | wR | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Cyclønic | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skad | 927 | 0.25 | 21 min |
| #2 | aSena10 | 549 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | wR | 407 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #4 | Cyclønic | 239 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | iNSIDE | 146 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ravageiro | +2.13 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | Cyclønic | +1.68 | 67 | 72 |
| #3 | iNSIDE | +1.49 | 58 | 65 |
| #4 | wR | +0.97 | 60 | 69 |
| #5 | Skad | +0.64 | 55 | 70 |





