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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 295 | 9% |
| Smokes | 504 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1080 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1383 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $790,902 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rick Grimes | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Captain Israel | 57% | 133 |
| #3 | asiaX | 57% | 145 |
| #4 | 200m Eoka Spray™ | 47% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rick Grimes | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Captain Israel | 57% | 133 |
| #3 | asiaX | 57% | 145 |
| #4 | 200m Eoka Spray™ | 47% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Captain Israel | 12 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | 200m Eoka Spray™ | 12 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | asiaX | 10 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asiaX | 385 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | 200m Eoka Spray™ | 265 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | Captain Israel | 41 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rick Grimes | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asiaX | +5.68 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | 200m Eoka Spray™ | +1.20 | 68 | 59 |
| #3 | Captain Israel | -0.24 | 30 | 19 |
| #4 | I WAS THERE | -2.71 | 45 | 39 |
| #5 | Rick Grimes | -6.73 | 7 | 7 |





