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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 890 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 177 | 20% |
| Smokes | 186 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 296 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 231 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $724,085 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asiaX | 62% | 157 |
| #2 | Rick Grimes | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | I WAS THERE | 57% | 133 |
| #4 | 200m Eoka Spray™ | 43% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asiaX | 62% | 157 |
| #2 | Rick Grimes | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | I WAS THERE | 57% | 133 |
| #4 | 200m Eoka Spray™ | 43% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I WAS THERE | 19 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | asiaX | 11 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | 200m Eoka Spray™ | 10 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asiaX | 458 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | 200m Eoka Spray™ | 221 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | I WAS THERE | 60 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rick Grimes | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asiaX | +6.16 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | 200m Eoka Spray™ | +1.29 | 68 | 60 |
| #3 | Captain Israel | -0.38 | 32 | 22 |
| #4 | I WAS THERE | -2.57 | 42 | 39 |
| #5 | Rick Grimes | -6.61 | 9 | 6 |





