








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 27 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
190 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 305 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 126 | 41% |
| Smokes | 71 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 78 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 30 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $42,573 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | liùliùliù | 50% | 10 |
| #6 | Spaghet | 50% | 12 |
| #7 | nefko | 50% | 14 |
| #8 | cmVOIDlord | 38% | 8 |
| #9 | xx44pp4422 | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spaghet | 9 | 0.0369 |
| #2 | xx44pp4422 | 5 | 0.0210 |
| #3 | neonekki | 5 | 0.0450 |
| #4 | liùliùliù | 2 | 0.0117 |
| #5 | nefko | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spaghet | 61 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #2 | nefko | 32 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | liùliùliù | 26 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | xx44pp4422 | 23 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | tomi | 19 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | liùliùliù | +4.19 | 91 | 63 |
| #2 | Spaghet | +2.94 | 84 | 51 |
| #3 | nefko | +1.80 | 85 | 67 |
| #4 | tomi | +1.69 | 61 | 64 |
| #5 | ivexxy | +0.79 | 42 | 6 |





