








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 449 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4055 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 466 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1241 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1271 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1077 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,080,289 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 834 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beanie | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | Goomba | 49% | 41 |
| #3 | Jameis Winston | 48% | 44 |
| #4 | Dxlph | 42% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beanie | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | Goomba | 49% | 41 |
| #3 | Jameis Winston | 48% | 44 |
| #4 | Dxlph | 42% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jameis Winston | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Beanie | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Dxlph | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dxlph | 98 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Beanie | 42 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Goomba | 23 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jameis Winston | 21 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goomba | +3.16 | 73 | 53 |
| #2 | Dxlph | +1.74 | 61 | 65 |
| #3 | Beanie | +0.61 | 64 | 53 |
| #4 | Jameis Winston | -0.29 | 59 | 26 |
| #5 | andy | -1.31 | 38 | 21 |





