








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1338 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 350 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 114 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6353 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,263 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8205 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6818 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5802 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5438 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,909,327 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puneslasher710 | 54% | 69 |
| #2 | spekJ | 52% | 122 |
| #3 | ShmegThaGod | 51% | 154 |
| #4 | JuiceBox1855 | 50% | 324 |
| #5 | travy | 46% | 285 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Puneslasher710 | 54% | 69 |
| #2 | spekJ | 52% | 122 |
| #3 | ShmegThaGod | 51% | 154 |
| #4 | JuiceBox1855 | 50% | 324 |
| #5 | travy | 46% | 285 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuiceBox1855 | 27 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | travy | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | ShmegThaGod | 14 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | spekJ | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Puneslasher710 | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JuiceBox1855 | 924 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | spekJ | 298 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | ShmegThaGod | 192 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | travy | 141 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #5 | Puneslasher710 | 102 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spekJ | +3.85 | 73 | 57 |
| #2 | ShmegThaGod | +1.66 | 57 | 41 |
| #3 | TheClassicNutt | +1.13 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | JuiceBox1855 | +0.04 | 66 | 47 |
| #5 | Puneslasher710 | -2.42 | 43 | 46 |





