








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 770 | 20% |
| Smokes | 880 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 480 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1810 | 46% |
Our logs show you have wasted $655,134 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OSAMABINRIZZIN | 59% | 105 |
| #2 | Capt.DeadPool | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | Klipz | 52% | 159 |
| #4 | Mr. Leaks | 47% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OSAMABINRIZZIN | 59% | 105 |
| #2 | Capt.DeadPool | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | Klipz | 52% | 159 |
| #4 | Mr. Leaks | 47% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OSAMABINRIZZIN | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Klipz | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Mr. Leaks | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Capt.DeadPool | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klipz | 481 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | OSAMABINRIZZIN | 169 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Capt.DeadPool | 118 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mr. Leaks | 89 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Klipz | +2.72 | 62 | 55 |
| #2 | Capt.DeadPool | +0.65 | 41 | 59 |
| #3 | Coaliti | +0.58 | 49 | 50 |
| #4 | OSAMABINRIZZIN | -0.72 | 30 | 42 |
| #5 | Mr. Leaks | -4.45 | 21 | 38 |





