








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 399 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1914 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2882 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2555 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3238 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2534 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $593,230 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Coaliti | 55% | 40 |
| #2 | Klipz | 55% | 102 |
| #3 | Tabaahi | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Mr. Leaks | 50% | 44 |
| #5 | Moe Lester | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Tabaahi | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Mr. Leaks | 50% | 44 |
| #5 | Moe Lester | 48% | 33 |
| #6 | OSAMABINRIZZIN | 46% | 247 |
| #7 | BOT Satra | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OSAMABINRIZZIN | 33 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Moe Lester | 10 | 0.0165 |
| #3 | Klipz | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Mr. Leaks | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Tabaahi | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OSAMABINRIZZIN | 442 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #2 | Klipz | 329 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Moe Lester | 119 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | Coaliti | 99 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mr. Leaks | 54 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moe Lester | +5.49 | 70 | 60 |
| #2 | Klipz | +3.30 | 61 | 52 |
| #3 | Tabaahi | +1.87 | 73 | 53 |
| #4 | Capt.DeadPool | -0.37 | 38 | 59 |
| #5 | Coaliti | -0.72 | 42 | 48 |





