








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
499 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 171 | 11% |
| Smokes | 340 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 614 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 454 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $100,970 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✛Ribz✛ | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Manecas | 48% | 44 |
| #3 | Fati15 | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | LA PASSION | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | Tercio | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Manecas | 48% | 44 |
| #3 | Fati15 | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | LA PASSION | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | Tercio | 36% | 36 |
| #6 | Doons | 28% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LA PASSION | 13 | 0.0312 |
| #2 | Manecas | 9 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | Tercio | 7 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | Doons | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tercio | 169 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | Manecas | 153 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✛Ribz✛ | 39 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | LA PASSION | 27 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Fati15 | 25 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doons | +3.44 | 76 | 15 |
| #2 | ✛Ribz✛ | +2.45 | 67 | 44 |
| #3 | LA PASSION | +1.23 | 66 | 35 |
| #4 | Manecas | +0.84 | 67 | 46 |
| #5 | Fati15 | +0.36 | 74 | 48 |





