








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1049 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 606 matches | ||
| Premier | 564 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




105 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8268 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,619 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10521 | 32% |
| Smokes | 9526 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5157 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7415 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,940,465 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1387 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✛Ribz✛ | 54% | 82 |
| #2 | LA PASSION | 51% | 86 |
| #3 | Manecas | 48% | 254 |
| #4 | Fati15 | 45% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✛Ribz✛ | 54% | 82 |
| #2 | LA PASSION | 51% | 86 |
| #3 | Manecas | 48% | 254 |
| #4 | Fati15 | 45% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manecas | 62 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | LA PASSION | 36 | 0.0194 |
| #3 | ✛Ribz✛ | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Fati15 | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Manecas | 856 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #2 | ✛Ribz✛ | 254 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | LA PASSION | 161 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Fati15 | 123 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✛Ribz✛ | +2.22 | 60 | 46 |
| #2 | LA PASSION | +0.50 | 48 | 45 |
| #3 | Fati15 | +0.42 | 79 | 34 |
| #4 | Tercio | +0.01 | 32 | 63 |
| #5 | Manecas | -1.30 | 50 | 46 |





