








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
656 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,528 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 895 | 35% |
| Smokes | 757 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 415 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 461 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $306,763 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaV | 44% | 45 |
| #2 | 24 | 38% | 8 |
| #3 | very gay :3 patryk | 29% | 7 |
| #4 | Fuudzik | 29% | 7 |
| #5 | B3R0 | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaV | 44% | 45 |
| #2 | 24 | 38% | 8 |
| #3 | very gay :3 patryk | 29% | 7 |
| #4 | Fuudzik | 29% | 7 |
| #5 | B3R0 | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RaV | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | B3R0 | 2 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | 24 | 2 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | very gay :3 patryk | 1 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 24 | 50 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #2 | RaV | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | B3R0 | 26 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | very gay :3 patryk | 17 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | Fuudzik | 9 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 24 | +4.05 | 81 | 70 |
| #2 | very gay :3 patryk | +3.91 | 84 | 41 |
| #3 | RaV | +2.11 | 59 | 33 |
| #4 | wikt00r | -1.53 | 29 | 49 |
| #5 | B3R0 | -1.91 | 56 | 37 |





