








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Wingman | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5596 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,485 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7397 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5962 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3531 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4595 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,257,611 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | very gay :3 patryk | 47% | 219 |
| #2 | 24 | 46% | 194 |
| #3 | Whiteezo | 44% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | very gay :3 patryk | 47% | 219 |
| #2 | 24 | 46% | 194 |
| #3 | Whiteezo | 44% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 24 | 42 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | very gay :3 patryk | 22 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Whiteezo | 6 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 24 | 660 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | very gay :3 patryk | 404 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Whiteezo | 213 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 24 | +1.94 | 69 | 56 |
| #2 | Whiteezo | +1.25 | 39 | 56 |
| #3 | very gay :3 patryk | +0.29 | 71 | 39 |
| #4 | B3R0 | -0.26 | 55 | 53 |





