








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
488 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 140 | 15% |
| Smokes | 388 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 314 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 98 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $74,164 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gruby Myyq | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | very gay :3 patryk | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | 24 | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | B3R0 | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | wikt00r | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gruby Myyq | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | very gay :3 patryk | 50% | 12 |
| #3 | 24 | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | B3R0 | 45% | 11 |
| #5 | wikt00r | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 24 | 4 | 0.0153 |
| #2 | wikt00r | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Gruby Myyq | 3 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | B3R0 | 2 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | very gay :3 patryk | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wikt00r | 64 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | 24 | 62 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #3 | B3R0 | 28 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | very gay :3 patryk | 27 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Gruby Myyq | 25 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 24 | +4.89 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | Gruby Myyq | +2.78 | 72 | 65 |
| #3 | very gay :3 patryk | +2.52 | 82 | 41 |
| #4 | RaV | +1.25 | 52 | 26 |
| #5 | B3R0 | -1.20 | 61 | 46 |





