








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 391 matches | ||
| Wingman | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7582 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7612 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4085 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4946 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,737,748 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 375 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnHoly42 | 55% | 83 |
| #2 | Pikachew | 46% | 39 |
| #3 | Ojhy | 44% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnHoly42 | 55% | 83 |
| #2 | Pikachew | 46% | 39 |
| #3 | Ojhy | 44% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnHoly42 | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Pikachew | 6 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Ojhy | 5 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ojhy | 227 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | UnHoly42 | 128 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Pikachew | 84 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnHoly42 | +0.94 | 66 | 46 |
| #2 | Ojhy | +0.30 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | VuBerry | +0.16 | 59 | 64 |
| #4 | Pikachew | -2.28 | 33 | 63 |





