








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3501 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 2312 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
21435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,856 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16314 | 34% |
| Smokes | 11362 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 12044 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 8136 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $11,443,529 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apex Hong | 54% | 400 |
| #2 | KayyKayy | 53% | 345 |
| #3 | KID 山本 | 50% | 450 |
| #4 | Kirito | 46% | 164 |
| #5 | SMELLY | 44% | 441 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | KID 山本 | 50% | 450 |
| #4 | Kirito | 46% | 164 |
| #5 | SMELLY | 44% | 441 |
| #6 | deadendxxx | 42% | 229 |
| #7 | I'm a good boy. | 36% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apex Hong | 23 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | KayyKayy | 17 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | SMELLY | 16 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | KID 山本 | 14 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | deadendxxx | 10 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apex Hong | 1835 | 0.21 | 48 min |
| #2 | KayyKayy | 693 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | deadendxxx | 627 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | KID 山本 | 554 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #5 | Kirito | 346 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kirito | +2.16 | 56 | 53 |
| #2 | KayyKayy | +1.86 | 51 | 66 |
| #3 | broglennn | +0.95 | 54 | 51 |
| #4 | KID 山本 | -0.48 | 54 | 49 |
| #5 | Apex Hong | -1.21 | 22 | 65 |





